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Far Demotivational Poster


AND THE LORD SAID -


TAGS: i haven t gone too far have i
Rating: 4.39/5

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AudioStalker - August 20, 2010, 6:03 pm
Haha... 5 Holy Body parts.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:41 am
ROR! 5L


GREYBEARDS -


TAGS: old farts rule cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 8:49 pm
I want to know what bet the guy in the background lost to have THAT haircut
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 1:10 pm
Question for the greybeards? To qualify, do I need to be a certain age, or do I just need a grey beard? because I may already be starting to grey, and need to know if I qualify for greybeard benefits.
Iconoclast - August 13, 2010, 9:46 am
When you get to have a REAL greybeard, they all think that you are distinguished, experienced, interesting. It's pretty good!


Potential -




IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


THAT LAST FART - Well, I think you get the idea...


TAGS: fart gross flies
Rating: 3.57/5

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vihtori - July 1, 2010, 7:16 pm
awww man that is RANK how is that even real? 5 lions


AL CAPONE - A smile will get you pretty far, but a smile and a gun will get you farther


TAGS: al capone smile gun far
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 12:55 am
DeNiro: Most people respect the badge... but everyone respects the gun.


OH NO -


TAGS: wet juicy fart
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - November 3, 2011, 3:48 pm
That depends, are they floaters or sinkers? :)
ICEMAN - September 2, 2011, 2:06 am
You suck at toilet humor or you enjoy sucking toilets for humorous effect?
champ99 - May 11, 2011, 9:45 am
I lean that way myself, bodily functions are funny! ;-)
crankyhead - May 11, 2011, 4:52 am
i'm a 5ucker for toilet humor =)


NOTE TO SELF - Wearing headphones does not make my farts silent ...


TAGS: headphones farts does not silence
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Budog

MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 11:20 am
Especially at a bust stop sister move down wind


KITCHENVILLE -


TAGS: kitchenville farmville sexist sexism
Rating: 3.08/5

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jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
"your"
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?


FARTS - Moments ago, it was in MY colon, now its in YOUR lungs


TAGS: fart
Rating: 3.92/5

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Bolverk37782 - July 9, 2011, 6:50 pm
She's just getting rid of excess buoyancy!!, it’s easier from that end of the GI tract when your trying to hold your breath.
Krissie - December 13, 2009, 12:28 am
5L!
STP - August 15, 2009, 2:58 am
At least underwater it's easier to spot the one responsible. The smart thing to do would be to fart in a hot tub, in the presence of other people, with the jets going.


ONE FOR THE ROAD -


TAGS: love old couple fart
Rating: 4.64/5

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carebear - February 29, 2012, 12:13 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:47 pm
...plus two more in French.
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:46 pm
six...
carebear - February 27, 2012, 3:19 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 27, 2012, 1:42 pm
Oh no! She was far too lace curtain for that!
carebear - February 27, 2012, 12:07 am
(carebear BANNED)
GySgt1811a - February 26, 2012, 5:18 pm
Or as my dad would too often say, "Here's a kiss fer ya, Margaret!"
GaryO - February 25, 2012, 6:41 pm
Yeah, years ago I introduced the little woman to the dutch oven event. Been war ever since. I no longer sleep with my mouth open………
GySgt1811a - February 25, 2012, 11:15 am
Or in our case, hard of smelling.
ICEMAN - February 25, 2012, 1:55 am
Either that or you're hard of hearing.


CLASS -


TAGS: retro weird funny fart
Rating: 2.59/5

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hillbillydeluxe - April 11, 2012, 7:19 pm
....and here is where babies come from.


that face i make when i cropdust the aisles in wal mart. -


TAGS: toddler fart face
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 2:33 pm
"That's funny. That crop-duster dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:02 pm
Great! Create more like this. Fresh ideas are a good thing.
xnavygunner - May 13, 2014, 7:49 pm
In my case yeah lol
lgvernon - May 13, 2014, 7:40 pm

That's a 'A' in , cropdust', right?....5 clothespins!


GAS SAVER -


TAGS: smart car farts
Rating: 4.46/5

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MissPriss - January 24, 2013, 11:53 am
Glad to hear it RL thanks
Reality Lord - January 24, 2013, 10:20 am

lol'd...hard


$83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE!


TAGS: obama president taxes welfare socialist democrats election funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
What's really funny is everytime he drags out a welfare prop to pass something they turn out to be a FAKE (like him).
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:33 pm
SMH @ WTFO looking down his nose at people he knows need help. Every sytem gets abused including the free market
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:57 am
rjw, as a serviceman myself, I know that the true tradegy is that those who serve and protect this nation are so underpaid that we often qualify for govt assistance like EIC, food stamps, welfare, WIC, etc.
ramblerjw - May 13, 2009, 10:56 am
I'm sure there are tons of people who do abuse it, but I love it. Spent 12 year in the Marine Corps trying to raise a familiy and you can bet your ass drew EIC when I could. Doing what we do, for what little we make, we learn to take what we can.
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 12:33 am
Thanks, DB. I've got a sister-in-law that has been abusing this program for years. While some folks need help, I disagree with use of my taxes that amounts to "wealth redistribution". Other programs already exist to help people out.


FARTS - Never Trust Them!


TAGS: never trust farts
Rating: 2.61/5

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Cubbybear - November 11, 2010, 4:26 pm
Not since I Turned 40


BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!


TAGS: dane cook bensons animal farm
Rating: 2.12/5

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ComaWhite - October 29, 2008, 11:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the dippi :D


RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one




NEVER A GOOD IDEA -


TAGS: farting boat wetsuit
Rating: 2.5/5

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Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:36 am
having never posted a motifake, i have no room to say anything, but i'm pretty sure this photo has been commented to death already...
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 3:22 am
I cut him some slack. I didn't even bother voting.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 9, 2011, 2:40 am
he's new....cut him some slack.......If he's still doing it next month we'll draw and quarter him.
ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
How many times have we seen this on the interwebs?


REDNECK DOWRY - Each of my Daughters Comes with a Chicken!


TAGS: redneck dowry chicken daughters farmer
Rating: 3.95/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 23, 2014, 1:29 pm
It's fine by me, those girls are hot and I like fried chicken.
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:42 am
Sure that's not a cock?


I FARTED - Can you taste it




GUERILLA WARFARE -


TAGS: bananas warfare gorrilla mrmagoo clyde
Rating: 4.13/5

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SethMythrax - August 5, 2012, 6:59 pm
Ape Does Not Kill Ape.....


ONE LOVE -




KIDS ARE LIKE FARTS - Your own are okay, but other peoples stink ...


TAGS: kids farts other peoples stink
Rating: 4.71/5

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Budog - March 26, 2012, 3:35 pm
LOL spyengen, definitely at times... But, I got my reward, by not killing my own kids I am now a grandpa and it's great!
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:20 am
not evan when they're yours


YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? - I tolerated it when you brought home a baby. That bird, I’ll get that bird, mark my words. Now you want to get a dog?




OBSESSION - Okay, I know you like cats... But this is taking it to WAY to far.


TAGS: cat obsession taken to far
Rating: 3.38/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:29 pm
On the plus side, your teenage children will never, ever, ask to borrow your car.
TheGoat - June 11, 2010, 12:52 am
I can think of some captions for this one but they'd have to be on Naughtyfakes!
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:24 pm
I think this one is meant for you Sean.


A FART IS A WISH YOUR BUTT MAKES -


TAGS: fart wish butt soppy cynical
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - October 20, 2012, 3:35 pm
Boy, that sure looks like haystack rock, Oregon coast....and, yes, my hind end has made several wishes on the sea side of that rock


OOPS - Do Farts Have Lumps?




I FINALLY BOUGHT A STICK DEODORANT - The directions said to remove the cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but when I fart the whole room smells just lovely!


TAGS: fart deodorize senile
Rating: 4.63/5

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hatethehaters - February 16, 2013, 7:41 am
I love it! The poster, not the experience.
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:51 am
My bad it was 137957
the1stCOMMI3 - November 19, 2011, 12:49 am
Actually, you're right, it was RL, poster #137597. Spot-on bro, spot-on.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2011, 12:15 am
Yechhhh! Sounds like something RL would do. ;}
the1stCOMMI3 - November 18, 2011, 2:17 am
Been done, and other version looks better


BURRITO SUPREME -




CAMOUFLAGE -




FARMVILLE - Because something has to keep you from committing suicide


TAGS: farmville
Rating: 2.61/5

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Derek - March 3, 2010, 3:57 am
I had a dream that was life, but that is not it. That is not it!


ON THE NOSE -


TAGS: smell own fart children
Rating: 4.88/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:22 pm
yes enough with the poetic sh5t already let's get to business:)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:34 am
Excellent well played, LA


NOBODY LISTENS TO ME - Until I fart ...


TAGS: nobody listens until i fart
Rating: 4.88/5

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vulture - January 1, 2012, 4:19 am
I love fart jokes! Automatic 5L
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:15 am
It's not me, it's that ahole talking crap behind my back...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:12 am
It's probably the only relevant thing you have to say.


FARTS - I just eated one !




SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: old timer fart
Rating: 4.56/5

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autumnspirit - September 12, 2010, 10:45 pm
I don't know how many emails I've had of this.
TheTrashHeap - September 11, 2010, 7:24 pm
Congratulations Guys! Excellent choices IMHO.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:50 pm
HA! Holy Sh!t, three new Mods! Congrats you guys.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 6:49 pm
Excellent poster Face. 5L
Reality Lord - September 11, 2010, 1:29 pm

omg.....lol.
Faceplant31 - September 11, 2010, 12:54 pm
Thanks buddy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2010, 12:52 pm
This is hilarious!!! I'm gonna drive around town pirating wifi so I can give it 1000 lions. but I'll start with 5.


MEXICAN FOOD - I think he ate a little too much.




TODAY'S WEATHER -


TAGS: great depression dustbowl farm photo
Rating: 4.52/5

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lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 11:09 pm

Thanks, Homer. My grandparents lost everything in the Great Depression. I cannot imagine what it was like.
ughomer - July 8, 2013, 10:48 pm
2 funny in a sad sort-of way. 5L for you on this!


PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.




COURAGE - Apparently it's as easy as running away from a fight


TAGS: courage link zelda farore goddess wind
Rating: 2.9/5


I FART - in your general direction


TAGS: john cleese fart monty python
Rating: 4.17/5

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Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 8:55 am

ok ok...so i had to drop a 5L on this....lol.


AMERICA'S GOT TALENT - And no shame at all, either.


TAGS: fart
Rating: 3.47/5

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FARTS - When You Let Out A Good One You'll Know




EXPEDITIONARY WARFARE SPECIALIST (EXW) - Not for the faint-hearted.




BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


TAGS: confession it s good for the soul bless fart
Rating: 4.17/5

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sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
Fart jokes never cease to be funny...5 from me.


IRONY - When a people who survived genocide use it as an excuse to commit genocide


TAGS: far left un report on gaza conflict israel palestine
Rating: 2.4/5

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freerealitycheck - November 26, 2012, 7:45 am
http://postimage.org/image/6rttmx569/
arisboch - February 4, 2012, 5:28 pm
If they cry about nothing, Israel should give them something to cry about.
rerun - May 8, 2010, 10:29 pm

this image will soon be moved to politifake.org. I think it would be best to let the converation about it die until the migration is done.
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:22 pm
They're burning books too down at the Google library
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 8, 2010, 10:21 pm
Maybe the PTA is moderating tonight! lol
BoneCD - May 8, 2010, 10:14 pm
since when are statues of naked humans NSFW
rerun - May 8, 2010, 9:32 pm

mongo, dear mongo, see you in a week
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:21 pm
Yes, just like the Germans were just protecting the Master Race...
Mongo - May 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
Go f yourself Kspace...the Jews are just protecting themselves from the garbage that surrounds thems...you pussy.
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 5:01 pm
@ rerun is it possible to move this one to politifakes? I had created this one before that site was established...
rerun - May 8, 2010, 4:59 pm

lex, take it somewhere else. This is not the place for your type of comments
Kspace - May 8, 2010, 3:34 pm
Oh shit...not this again...
lexmlo - May 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
Long live Palestine down with occupation,apartheid and state terror.
Mongo - September 18, 2009, 12:51 pm
"Palestinian Democracy"....LOL, go back to your mud hut caveman, and thank the Jews for not wiping you off the face of the earth.
Kspace - September 18, 2009, 12:45 pm
Where is the shame of the zionists who build homes in occupied land and claim to want peace?
anonopoly - September 16, 2009, 3:17 pm
"Omar". How very surprising. I can't believe that after the Holocaust someone would be able to make a comparison like this. Have you no shame?
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 1:26 am
Thank you WTFO An other fun fact. Hamas is executing members of Fatah for being members of Fatah. Love that Palestinian Democracy!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 1:04 am
Good point KDP3.
KDP3 - September 16, 2009, 12:56 am
Fun facts time. Arabs killed more Palestinians then Israel.
MrRandom - September 16, 2009, 12:45 am
Winnipeg is never worth it....
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:42 am
Woot!
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:39 am
an open invitation, come to winnipeg and i'll mix up a big batch!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:35 am
Are you saying that I'll pass out first? That's a challenge I'd like to put to the test one day.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:32 am
har har! I'll meet you when i'm passed out on the floor from it!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:26 am
Absolutely not, Mr C. It's aimed at the hater who created this ignorant poster. I'd never turn on a fellow moose milk drinker.
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:11 am
quick question, was the genocide definition comment aimed at me?
CANADA - September 16, 2009, 12:09 am
Kspace, quit saying you're Canadian!!!! you're embarrasing the rest of us!
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:08 am
Oh yeah, I forgot that you don't even know what the definition of genocide is. Get a dictionary.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:07 am
I never said you weren't free to state your opinions. Just like I'm free to point out that you are a racist low-life that sides with terrorists versus a nation that just wants the right to exist. I've seen some of your other opinions-not impressed.
Kspace - September 16, 2009, 12:04 am
Whether you agree or not, I am free to speak my opinion regardless of who it offends. I am Canadian and I am free to say pretty much whatever I want, no matter who is takes umbrage. Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others-G Marx
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:28 pm
i gota say, fighting and hiding amongs civilians is aboot as low as you can go, and by no means do i expect isreal to sit around while being shot at. but the answer is not to drop bombs in the middle of a city
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:24 pm
ouch
WTFO - September 15, 2009, 11:23 pm
You are again a complete idiot Kspace as is anyone who agrees with this BS poster. Your racism is showing clearly now. Israel has the might to wipe out Palestine, Syria and Iran but they don't.
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:22 pm
and now with many documented reports of inocent civilians being killed of a specific culture, that pretty much covers a genocide. just on a much smaller case than sat ww2, or darfur
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 11:19 pm
correct me if im wrong here, but isnt isreal full of jews? and didn't the jews have the whole holocaust thing forces on them?
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
pick up an AK-47 and put on a turban and go join them. Otherwise, stop complaining and making inane comments about something of which apparently you have no knowledge whatsoever.
mrbombastic - September 15, 2009, 10:50 pm
Give one example of genocide that Israel is committing, and don't even think about saying the Palestinians, because I don't see them storming the Gaza strip and killing everyone they see. If you're so butt hurt over Palestine,
ILB - September 15, 2009, 9:39 pm
True Dat!


STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind


TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by motiverse

the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm
Huru could take everyone else.


FARMVILLE - Nothin' like an old childhood crush finding you and befriending you on FB 'coz he needs cows or some sh*t on Farmville.




FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


THPPPPBBBBBT - "See Nancy. I told you his farts don't stink." *Sniff* *Sniff* AHHHH!


TAGS: funny humor biden obama fart
Rating: 3.14/5

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know_it_all - March 15, 2010, 4:23 pm
you're welcome, keep 'em coming!
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanks.
knowitall - September 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
probably the top 10 funniest motifakes of all time, bravo!
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:44 am
Amsome! 5 Rose Scented Lions
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 1:57 am
class, brass, assertion, assassination, associated, bass, assets, assess, assembly, assert, assignment, assimilate, assistance, assume, assure, assault...stupid computer. Nothing wrong with any of those words. Oh well, can't even say ass on a fart poster.
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:15 am
Asstrix are fucking fun.
Sean - September 14, 2009, 12:10 am
But the "they" is just a computer program that reacts to letters that are sometimes inconvenietly associated with each other. See?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:07 am
Damn spelling mistakes. Sorry.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:06 am
I'm just disappointed that they censor a word that is part of my name here. It is such a versitile word. It can be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and and explative. It's a great word.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:05 am
Thank you Sean. Even a blind squirrel gets a nut once in a while. And I figured out the censor. Mother is hit only when attached to fucker.
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:05 am
The system is great. It ensures that we all stay classy...wtf!?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:04 am
Wait...now mother wasn't censored. I'm confused. mother motherfucker, mother fucker, motherbitch, whistler's mother, mother may I, fuckermother. Sorry just testing the system.
Sean - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Love the title. Nailed it. Text does the dance in the endzone.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:02 am
Bart, "let Evil Knievel get on the plane. I'll be in here with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less wind in here."
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 12:00 am
Sean, I knew you were too sharp to miss the "fresh" reference. I saw this pic, and that's the 1st phrase that came to mind. I repeated all day so I wouldn't forget it. BTW, it was rejected twice before (I don't know why). Anyway, "What, me worry?"
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:59 pm
lol, I love George Carlin. "Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane."
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:58 pm
HEY! mother got censored???!!!
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:57 pm
You cheaky bastard. You are banned from using the word "fresh" for seven days. That is all. And you did draw on your inner MAD Magazine a little, eh?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:57 pm
along with that, take em outside and shoot the motherfucker. -- George Carlin
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:57 pm
Fair enough, Bart. People come here for many different reasons. I just believe that the site is big enough for all purposes. Nobody forces politics on your screen. You have to open the thumb. I'm for free speech. Live and let live, anyone who can't go
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:55 pm
Sean, maybe that is why my posters (filled with politifakes) do very well on this site. I try to keep it fresh (like this one, eh?).
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:55 pm
things*
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:54 pm
I don't know. I guess I just never take these thing too seriously; perhaps I'm being juvenile, but I'm here for lol's.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:52 pm
Eh, retrocrap?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:50 pm
*as*sociated
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:49 pm
That's also why I am not actually totally anti-politifake. But too many are obvious examples of a pic taken from a political site and married up with the commentary that originally was assoiciated with that pic on that site.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:48 pm
Bart, not all of my politifakes are for humor. Some are intended to show hypocrisy, sarcasm, irony and others are very demotivational. I think those are still in the spirit of ths site. What say you?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:47 pm
Sean, the Rep apologized (as appropriate) for breaking protocol. He happened to be correct in his statement it was just the wrong time and way to present that view.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:46 pm
I have no problem with any politifakes, as long as they're made with humor and not hate. Everything here should just be done in good fun.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:45 pm
BTW, EGD. I know you don't like it because you're an idiot and a hater. I've promised to avoid you if you avoid me, so F*** Off.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:45 pm
Kinda MAD Magazine, eh? Homage?
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:45 pm
The joke is funny.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:44 pm
Wait a minute, you want EGD to disaprove of a Douche poster? But the douchebaggery was so epic that it caused a Republican to apologize for it? At the request of other Republicans ....
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:44 pm
Sean and Bart, thanks for getting the joke instead of assuming this was another of politifake from me.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
RE, this was in no way an attack on the POTUS. Look at the picture more closely for the facial expressions. This was about the "funny".
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
So get in front of it and hold your breath.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 11:41 pm
EGD, so my posters should be banned but I don't see you attacking the poster that calls Senator Wilson an "epic douche". You're full of it again.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:41 pm
Ha! that's funny. 5/5 That's the kind of joke I can get behind...wait...
Sean - September 13, 2009, 11:37 pm
I hate to admit it, but I kinda ... NO. I won't say it. I'll just secretly vote 5. No one will ever know.
Rollseyes - September 13, 2009, 11:35 pm
Ugh... Nope, this is just in poor taste. I can't stand the inept teleprompter-led stooge, and I still say this motifake sucks. Can we PLEASE get back to the funny?
Elder God Douchebag - September 13, 2009, 10:32 pm
Right, who approved this after it was agreed politifakes suck in general? Especially WTFO's? And now I wait for the inevitable "You don't like it because you voted for him" bs.


WELFARE -




WORKING 9 TO 5 -


TAGS: work welfare
Rating: 4.64/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 8:59 am
Thank you. : )
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 8:33 am
Point Well Made !


SAY FAREWELL -


TAGS: separation relationship farewell
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - August 23, 2013, 10:23 am

Oh no! Sorry, Mao--
maoworks2 - August 23, 2013, 7:41 am
Very Good For A Day That's Coming. 5 SAD L.
lgvernon - August 22, 2013, 11:51 pm

Deep breaths...but don't strain yourself. We all know what happens when you do.
GaryO - August 22, 2013, 11:17 pm
Nice words, but 5L for the poster that reminds me of Mooooooooooooooooooo’s avatar, of which there is no number…because IT’S FREAKING OFF THE FREAKING SCALE!!….whew…tired now…and…I think I broke a nail


NATURE -


TAGS: farmer bob ramrod
Rating: 4.38/5

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Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:44 pm
There's significance that the farmer has an egg for a head. Not sure what it is...
axe11154 - April 12, 2012, 9:39 am
but its bacon


SETH MACFARLANE - One Great Idea After Another !


TAGS: seth macfarlane
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 9, 2010, 3:47 pm
Not Guilty Trash - as for your comments, I'd rather ignore them and get on with more important things.
MO - March 8, 2010, 8:01 pm
I can't do it. Too boring. I'm gonna have to take a class.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:39 pm
Perhaps Mustyk is Jericho while at work? Any thoughts on that Mustyk? cause I don't hear you blathering on about my comments?
MO - March 8, 2010, 7:38 pm
Slow night on Motifake eh Trash? I'm gonna go play with a few paint programs. If you're upping your game, I guess I gotta at least try to as well. It's not gonna work. But hell, maybe i'll be able to finally figure out how to do something.....meh.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:29 pm
There must be more to this than it seems. No grown man reacts like that without a reason. And here I thought all my enemies were gone?
MO - March 8, 2010, 7:25 pm
I'm not sure how or why, but the last two timmys have turned out to be members who have been around for a long time. Although neither has much to show for it. You'd think they'd at least kinda, sorta get how this site works???
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:23 pm
Keep your nonsense off the comments page please we are not flame-war fans here.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:20 pm
To communicate my opinion without the childish behavior you chose to employ. I believe that you may be another previously banned user logged in under a different username. Your actions today were juvenile and unwelcome. PM me with any further comments.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 7:17 pm
Its nice that I don't even have to be here to have my end held up. Thanks guys, this is what community is all about. Jericho you obviously have some personal issues that cause you to lash out at others. When I vote 1 Lion I always explain why. I managed
Fatt Matt - March 8, 2010, 12:34 pm
I have FD season 1 & 2 on dvd. Great show! I think it's the same people, looks the same anyway. Archer has been f'n hilarious! And suitable for a larger fan base IMO.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 12:14 pm
I've watched it online when I can. Loved Frisky Dingo, and it seems just as good.
Fatt Matt - March 8, 2010, 12:07 pm
Has anyone been watching Archer on FX? The best animated series to date. Check it out.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 11:50 am

My IP address does not change, it isn't worth changing for a new asshole type name, unless I register UberTimmy
culos - March 8, 2010, 11:42 am
All you need to do is open a new account on the same PC, pretend to be a ..... Oh sorry, has been done, do not need that again
rerun - March 8, 2010, 11:35 am

Mr. M won't let me change it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:34 am
Excellent. When do we leave.......Sarcasm?....whats sarcasm?
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:28 am
LoL! I can't make out Lol what you wrote. Is that greek? LOL
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:28 am
That's what I like in a man... I'm SO ready to run away with you now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:27 am
Actually it kinda does.....It sorta makes me want to hit you....in the face.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:26 am
iF I dO thiS wilL iT makE mY commentS stanD ouT?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:25 am
You're not slow.....you're "special"....and there's no accounting for Timmies.
MO - March 8, 2010, 11:22 am
I have another earth shattering observation. Why is it that Timmys have a nervouse tick? DSA with the LoLs before, during and after each comment, and Jerry with every word capped? I Know I'm Slow But...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:16 am
You guys are great......Keep up the good [email protected], Of course it's cheaper (and better) here.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:13 am
If you're doing that, I'm gonna be YouSickHonkey.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 11:12 am

Can I change my user name to LowEducatedTwat? It has such a douche-esque flaire to it.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 11:11 am
Truer words were never spoken. And I'm too broke for that shit... unless it's cheaper there...? *begins searching for suitcase*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:08 am
I know, I know......I'll be here if you ever change your mind. (Our kids would have smoked too much weed anyways)
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 10:54 am
HA!! TOC FTW!! :
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 10:53 am
:P But then our names would show up under each other's aliases, and people might start to think I'm a lesbian... We just can't. :(
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:49 am
I love you TOC.....Run away with me? I'll treat you right. XD.
thatonechick - March 8, 2010, 10:46 am
JERICHO: PLEASE VISIT THE FORUM TO REVIEW YOUR WARNING
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:29 am
@Jericho, Are you Canadian?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:28 am
I concur. But I've lived with them for 20 years....I still love them.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 10:25 am
Barely, its incredibly hit and miss currently.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:25 am
I watch all three shows...none are in my top 10. I watch for the jokes not the plots or characters. I find if you focus only on the individual jokes it's all good......Do you still watch the Simpsons?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 10:22 am
I personally can't stand The Cleveland Show, and I don't have a high tolerance for Family Guy. I actually find American Dad to be his funniest nowadays.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:19 am
@Random......I love Seth's work...But I do hope he mixes it up a little more this time.......I have no interest in watching the "giant chicken" or "Claus the fish" shows.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:19 am
Awww! Did I Hurt You Pwesious Wittle Feewings? Because Thats The Way I Am. Deal With It.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
*resorting
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
You responded by insulting a CONTRIBUTOR.....why couldn't you have made your comment without resulting to bashing the commenter before you?
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
Right! I Wouldn't Want MOOOOO Coming After Me Again, Thanks For The Nightmares.
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 10:16 am
And on to other news.... Mcfarlanes got the go ahead to make a fourth show for Fox from what I hear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:15 am
I've made my point. I just hope Jericho is more careful about who he insults without provocation next time.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:14 am
Look, He Said Something Bad About The Poster I Responded. Simple Transition, Everybody Does It, You Blowing This Out Of Proportion, Let Your Friend Respond. And I Hate FG, With A Frickin Passion, But Hey Thats Just Me. Its The Internet Bub.
culos - March 8, 2010, 10:13 am
Guys, can we knock the bashing already? Wipe off your bloody noses and go sit in your corners. And I mean NOW!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:09 am
Again, You started something....Now you're floundering to finish it. I never would have said a word to you if you hadn't insulted my friend. Try learning from that.....You could have commented and left TTH out of it.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:07 am
And Discussing A Scenario Where You Used Comdom Lubrocation With My Mother And Sis Is Nothing Compared To Twat?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 10:03 am
To be clear, I did the mother and sister insulting, But Jericho started it by calling TTH a low educated twat.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 10:00 am
Alright Culos, I Can Respect That, Im A Fan Of Your Work(A Regualar 5 Lions Mind You.) I Don't Know Where To Find Good Pictures To Make Posters Out Of So I Just Read Others.
culos - March 8, 2010, 9:58 am
No that happens to be my opinion, I happen to know where Mustyk got his material and I'm not a great fan of repeats. Nevertheless you suck even more. As long as you don't offer any proof that your worthy, leave the trashing to me.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:58 am
Jalford? Wow...I Dont Think I'll Ever Recover From That.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:57 am
And why do you put quotes around "my friend"?
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:57 am
I'll Admit I Dont Have The Software For The Posters, Cause What I Want To Put Is Beyond 3 Lines.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:57 am
Are you retarded or do you just make a career of missing a point. You have to be the dumbest person to ever comment since Jalford.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:56 am
And Culos I Never Said This Poster Sucks.
Bovee - March 8, 2010, 9:55 am
but trashing a regular when you have 0 posters yourself is not a good idea. on the bright side you still have a perfect rating. don't talk trash unless you can back it up. not jumping in just making a point.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:55 am
Oh No! Somebody Insulting Someone On The Internets! Agree To Disagree. The Comments Are SUPPOSED To Enforce Opinion, And FYI "Your Friend" Was Belittling This Poster Which Proves A VERY Valid Point.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:55 am
And I can hardly be a problem with America. Your Ignorance really shines through in your comments Jericho.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:53 am
BTW, I make crap posters?.....where are your contributions to this site?......Nowhere, that's where.
culos - March 8, 2010, 9:52 am
This poster sucks, Family Guy sucks, Your Mother and your Sister suck, what else???? Oh I remember, none of the aforementioned suck as bad as you. Please go get your card and leave the interwebs.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:52 am
Family guy is hilarious. You are a douche. You started this by insulting my friend....these are the things I know. And you called me a Honkey.
Bovee - March 8, 2010, 9:52 am
i am a big tosh fan myself.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:50 am
Family Guy Sucks. If That Offends You Mooo, Then Your The Problem With America, Because Somebody Had A Difference In Opinion Than You, You Felt Personally Attacked, Instead Of Focusing On The Real Problem:Why Do You Watch Crappy Television?
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:48 am
I'll second that! Dude has no sense of what's what! Bring the funny or GTFO! You're pissing up a whuppin tree.
culos - March 8, 2010, 9:47 am
TOC/Rerun?Anybody please swing the banhammer on this A-hole.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 9:46 am
Don't Take Your Inability To Make Decent Posters Out On Me You Tasteless Hack. And Whats With Attacking My Family? I Guess That Enforces My Point That You Lack Originality. And Don't Try To Get The Mods On Your Side You Coward. Be A Man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:27 am
*Note to Moderators* He started it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:26 am
Actually I don't know what you mean by that....let me roll over and ask you're sister to explain....as far as the taste of lube goes....Your mom uses it in her cooking as well.....you do what you gotta do when you're on Welfare, I guess.
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 6:31 am
OH! Now You Just Had To Bring Mom Into This! Let Me Tell You Something Moo, If That Is Your Real Name. At Least I Don't Graze The Greens Around My Mothers Field If Ya Catch My Drift. And How Do You Know What Condom Lubricant Taste Like? You Sick Honkey.
culos - March 8, 2010, 5:06 am
and the walls came tumbling down.... Mooooooo FTW!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 4:42 am
Jesus Jericho.....do you french kiss your Mother with that mouth?.Hmmmmm?.......sometimrs she does taste like Condom lubricant and loneliness....I guess you do!
Jericho - March 8, 2010, 3:23 am
Oh Please Give Me A Break Trash, Family Guy A Moronic Overly-Predictable Show That Only Low Educated Twats Such As Yourself Enjoy Because You Can't Find Anything More Intelligent To Watch. Good Day To You. Fuck Seth McFarlane, Fuck Him Dead.
TheTrashHeap - March 8, 2010, 12:40 am
I voted this 1 Lion not because your point lacked validity but because you would DARE to insult the creator of Family Guy. See it's ok to vote 1 Lion if you explain why.


LIVING THE DREAM -


TAGS: marge fargo live life
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 11:53 am
I hear that!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:17 pm
Amen!
maoworks2 - December 28, 2011, 8:06 am
Very Very Good, And The Picture's A classic .


IT'S TOUGH -


TAGS: tough job welfare circus
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 12:23 pm
Actually, I believe the guy pictured is a successful investment stock broker in England. He dresses that way "because he can."
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 10:11 am
I know. My wallet gets thinner everyday paying for these yahoos.
Kspace - September 13, 2011, 9:19 am
Your tax dollars hard at work.


MIMES - Don't forget!! You must use a silencer to kill a mime


TAGS: warfare
Rating: 3.73/5

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BoredRaven - December 17, 2010, 1:33 am
5 lions to devour the mime KILL HIM
booger13 - March 31, 2010, 12:25 am
ROFL , beyond precious ^__^ 5 bulletholes


DUDE! - I'm kidding! I totally didn't fart!




BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




FART -


TAGS: fart
Rating: 3.12/5

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NERF GUNS - The pussy's answer to modern warfare.




CALL OF DUTY FLU - Catch it. Bin it. KILL IT!




THE BUMPER CROP -




FOLLOW ME - OR ELSE I'LL FOLLOW YOU!!




INSECURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc flying saucers area51 shrek donkey mother inlaws anything that occupy space and has mass fart what me worry
Rating: 4.24/5

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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


FARMING WITH DYNAMITE -


TAGS: farming dynamite tresspassers wytch
Rating: 3.89/5

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DBONES2 - August 20, 2011, 11:15 pm
DARN a divorce option i didnt think of
Cloudchaser - August 15, 2011, 1:36 am
Also makes fishing easier


CURRYBUM -




A BRAIN FART - made me do this!




TRUST -


TAGS: can i throw you as far as i can throw you pzy
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

MisterAnt - October 21, 2010, 2:42 am
Nice.:-)
spacedog - October 20, 2010, 6:24 pm
Nice one Pyzkosiz.
Neener - October 20, 2010, 12:28 pm
This is great!


LIMITS -




MAN, THIS ONE HURTS ! - Yeah, and it smells too...


TAGS: fart
Rating: 2.57/5

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agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 5:36 pm
Ugh.


Pfft -


TAGS: women farting hold drama
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 18, 2014, 1:30 pm
There are exceptions...me! Thanks for the 5er Grey.
Greybeard - September 17, 2014, 11:27 pm
So 5LMAO true.. :)


Nutritional Facts -


TAGS: gluten fear gone too far
Rating: 5/5

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theyuk - March 6, 2015, 11:33 pm
I have to resist the urge to add "all natural ricin" or "contains the USRDA of asbestos" to these. Five angry Lions for you!


CHRISTMAS IN GERMANY - Baumfarm


TAGS: der tree farm
Rating: 4.83/5

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maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:04 pm
Good Stuff .


Country Girl -


TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L


FARM JOKES -


TAGS: farmer proverb adult donk
Rating: 4.67/5

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coldinjected - February 21, 2011, 4:33 pm
Love it Donk! 5l
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:49 am
5Ls
agdaniele - February 20, 2011, 9:28 pm
Melikes


BELONGING -


TAGS: sad so close yet so far away demotivational back to the basics
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:06 pm
Those Come From Experiences I Have During My Day, So they Come When they Want Not When I Want, But I Will Act upon It From Now On.
Reality Lord - September 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

this is awesome dude! where the hell you been?!?! hey can you still make those humanitarian posters that left me stunned. i always liked the different perspectuive you had on it.


RAINBOW BACON -




OH AND FEEL FREE TO 1L BOMB ME TOO... -


TAGS: timmie woodchipper fargo criticism
Rating: 4.15/5

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steve1961 - August 11, 2012, 2:35 am
Thanks :) I'll try your suggestion on the next Timmie I meet :)
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:41 pm
Makes it easier to clean, too.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

BTW - I gave this a 5L
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

It really helps to freeze the body 1st, that way the gooey stuff doesn't gum up the chipper.


WHAT A RELIEF! - ME TOO!




POKER FACE - You can put it on allright. I know for a fact it was you.


TAGS: no farting in bed
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

gas - February 6, 2012, 1:08 pm
LOL! just sent this to some relative very expert at "poker faces"
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 11:52 am
sorry I didn't see the tag either :)


What's The Difference? -


TAGS: pzy september 11 cow farmer
Rating: 3.22/5

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MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 2:19 am
As a VETERAN!!!! I get pissed off when we have feets of snow in the MID-WEST and all the national news shows is patio furniture in New-york covered with a light frosting, and scream blizzard.
EmilioDumphque - September 14, 2014, 4:49 pm
You see, Larry? You see what happens? You see what happens, Larry, when you try to "find a stranger in the Alps"?
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:16 am
5L for calling it pzy!
Zetmonk - September 12, 2014, 12:45 pm
I almost enjoyed the low rating more than the poster. Stepped on some toe5!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2014, 1:03 am
Wasn't that the day somebody attacked those New Yorkers? Man-o-man, they must have been pissed off about something!
vindicator - September 11, 2014, 8:06 pm
dude thats f***ed up.
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha
Sho - September 11, 2014, 3:42 pm
5L hahahaha


YOUR CHILDREN -




YOU WHAT??!! -


TAGS: woman fart ladies first date
Rating: 4.13/5

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Me_ - December 17, 2009, 1:08 pm
Honey it is called a queef. I caused it and because you let me you are eligible for a second date.
ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 9:07 pm
My dream date.


FATT MATT - I got you a bucket of KFC for your B-Day. I've insured your life for 10 Million. Regular or extra crispy?


TAGS: happy birthday myocardial infarction anyone
Rating: 3.64/5

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SteveOh - March 6, 2011, 8:38 am
thats a lot of bacon
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 5:06 pm
Ah 30, to be young and free again....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 5:03 pm
Did you have a good b-day?....next year is the big 30 eh? On my 30th we had a poker game, there were 20 people in my 1 bedroom apt....I don't remember any of it.
Fatt Matt - April 12, 2010, 4:58 pm
Extra crispy. Did you pick up any deep fried Twinkies with that?? And I also require a bucket of lard to dip the KFC in. thx +5 :)
General1710 - April 11, 2010, 4:50 pm
Dear kird is that his right nut?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 11:59 am
My God! He's proportioned like a turkey!


BALANCE -


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*


RECTUM? - HELL, IT NEARLY KILLED EM! (and his neighbors, his pets, and a low-flying satellite.)


TAGS: fart boom flaming flatulence
Rating: 3.12/5

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pzykosiz - August 22, 2010, 6:59 am
not bad. 4l's
rerun - August 21, 2010, 9:49 pm

I guess this explains why I can't get Sports Center tonight


DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.




BEST BLEACH FRIENDS - When "Best Friends" doesn't cut it




cheap cat food -




Wimin only -


TAGS: men fart wimin smell
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - June 1, 2014, 9:24 am
Uh, that's not my nose....
MissPriss - June 1, 2014, 2:57 am
See gals, told ya the male dancer looked familiar, his nose in all our business. 5L for the poster but only a 1L for your striptease.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
But, yeah, it was waaaay too much work. Didn’t even have the energy left to turn heads. Howevah, thanks for the charitable recognition, LG.
GaryO - May 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
I coulda writ yer comment ahead of time, Vernie. Yep, the joke is as stale as my fishing sox, but I so wanted to do a wimin only.
lgvernon - May 31, 2014, 5:40 pm

One of my all-time favorite Jokes! And such a lot of work! 5P.s. and I'm watching you, mister.


women's underwear -


TAGS: women underwear fart filter
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 24, 2013, 3:51 am
Impossible. There needs to be another... "instrument" to make this possible :-D
EmilioDumphque - August 24, 2013, 12:22 am
quife filter.


INFLATULATION -


TAGS: fart babe hold yur nose go for it iceman
Rating: 4.74/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:10 am
lmao! I must be perfect then! 5 lingering ones lol


OK REALLY? -


TAGS: kid farting
Rating: 4.48/5

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GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 7:20 pm
some little peckerwood in Miami...oh definetely pew-pew, with the BanHammer T-1000 with laser sights, and night scope
Airman - July 12, 2010, 7:15 pm
did you laser him.. or pew pew him? PS, thank you
ICEMAN - July 12, 2010, 7:08 pm
5 poots. Nice one Face.
ICEMAN - July 12, 2010, 7:06 pm
Keep up the good work GS.
GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
caught him before he got too far less than 10...not like the last one. he hit 38 before I toasted him
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 7:03 pm
I thought someone ran through here throwin out some shat grenades.
GreyScorpion - July 12, 2010, 6:52 pm
and I caught an Anon 1L bomber...and he's toast
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 6:49 pm
Thanks space.
spacedog - July 12, 2010, 6:45 pm
I even tried to 5L it twice Face. Excellent.
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 5:46 pm
Mean Lovable drunks
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 5:37 pm
Yea, unless they are feeling crunchy. Then they like to see a moti gladiator battle. They all can be a mean bunch of drunks sometimes!
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 5:33 pm
Me neither....but not within the same week...the Mods are good about that
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 5:24 pm
Very true. I see no problem in using the same pic as someone else as long as the idea is your own.
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 5:22 pm
You're still an original Face. A lot of the noobs try to copy our styles and fail 99% of the time. Even to find an original picture is hard now days
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 5:17 pm
Thanks cub. I wasn't sure if this had been done, but i am way to lazy today to give a shit or even look for one. thanks again.
Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 5:13 pm
LOL! Face, this is a keeper 5 gassy poodles


WHO FARTED? - I'll give you one guess




KINKY TINK - Hella fine pixie!


TAGS: tinkerbell tink peter pan disney pixy pixie pixies fairy faries
Rating: 3.77/5

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Agent K - August 3, 2009, 8:12 pm
Jalford i'm concerned for you, have you considered professional help???
Woodywood03a - August 3, 2009, 8:11 pm
wow!!!


Oh, dear god no! -




SERIOUSLY - Who farted?




ENGLAND - Because even in the Land of Tradition, nothing lightens the atmosphere like a good fart.


TAGS: ceremony fart royalty sunny england
Rating: 3.13/5

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GreyScorpion - December 23, 2010, 9:01 am
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